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[kaientai]

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[morns]

some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out.
health code violation?

[kaientai]

It's nobody I know is it

[ listen we all know it's a reasonable question. ]

[morns]

sure you want the answer to that?

( Unfortunately it is a very reasonable question. )

he's spinning it

[kaientai]

Well, if I know him and don't do something that'd be irresponsible wouldn't it?

[ he's trying. other option is potentially paying someone's bail later?? ]

Shame to interfere though huh

[morns]

( Are you responsible, though, Ryouma? )

you could try
not sure you'd manage it
he's very proud of his cock

[kaientai]

[ debatable. ]

Hehe, that's why I asked...

I know that thinking everyone wants a look isn't an uncommon condition but some are more hmmm... enthusiastic?

[ yeah he'll go with that. ]

[morns]

speaking from personal experience there?

( Is there a sordid dick twirling past you haven't explained, sir? )

[kaientai]

Maybe.

[ his friends do... ]

Not me though, of course. I'm always on my best behaviour~!

[morns]

( She just snorted on her drink, dammit. )

known you way too long to believe that

[kaientai]

Well, you have me there.

But then you know my style is getting drunk and doing something stupid like running my mouth where I shouldn't instead.

[ so not literal dick twirling. ]

It's more fun and only gets you thrown out sometimes!

[morns]

you do that sober, too

( Because Kate, and her litany of good decisions, can totally rip on someone else. Yep. )

[kaientai]

Yeah, but I'm way more confident!

[ just be like him (ridiculous) and own it (like a fool). ]

[morns]

( She has no right to own any of her choices, they're all terrible and embarrassing. Even if they're generally attractive. )

you're ridiculous
ps get bail ready

( Apparently this dive bar found the last straw on indecent exposure. )

[kaientai]

One too many twirls?

[ he shouldn't be encouraging this. ]

[morns]

stuck his dick in someone's beer

( Honestly, they're very lucky he didn't come Kate's way, otherwise there'd be hospital bills and bail involved. )

[kaientai]

Well.

Sounds like somebody needs to cool their heels in lock up for a bit.

[ you can't disrespect the booze!! ]

[morns]

( He's right, but this is also a roundabout way to say; )

this is why you shoulda come drinking tonight
coulda taken me somewhere good
not this shithole

[kaientai]

So you only have standards when I'm around?

[ if she thought she got away with it earlier, she did not. ]

[morns]

what can i say
your wallet goes further

[kaientai]

[ ah, her and izō are so alike... ]

As always, I appreciate the honesty.

Should I redeem your evening or have you been put off your liquor for the night?

[morns]

( they break out in hives if they're honest about feelings ok )

takes more than that to stop me drinking
where're we going

[kaientai]

Somewhere there's no dicks in the drinks I didn't pay for.

[ it's totally different if you asked for it. not that he has!! it's the principle of the whole thing. ]

[morns]

literally anywhere else then?

( Attached: her GPS link. Come meet her if you're going to rescue her from the cock-tails. )

[kaientai]

Within reason.

[ pls have mercy on his wallet wherever they're going. ]

[morns]

no million yen cocktails

( Maybe some pricey tequila, though. But whenever Ryouma gets here, Kate is standing outside, offering a light to a random guy before slipping the lighter into the back pocket of her jeans.

As ever, she is not dressed in any way that would allow her entry into places that serve million yen cocktails anyway. )